I'm just trying to keep this Blog alive with a Blah!

O's Blackberry

I can now dismiss myself from the one fifth Americans who believe Obama to be Muslim. It has now been revealed by the White House that Obama is truly Christian as he devoutly tends to morning devotions via his Devine Blackberry.

L2LW -- Longest 2nd Line in the World

You are invited to lead your neighborhood or city as a Kaptain of the Longest 2nd Line in the World.

Originating from New Orleans, LA -- Later, Pass Christian, MS -- Now, Eureka Springs, AR -- I am urging you to be a Founder of the Longest 2nd Line in the World.

Why? To bring all of our loved ones together in spirit on Mardi Gras Day and every Mardi Gras Day in the Future.

How? Just decorate an Umbrella and step out on your Street Corner or nearest Pub between the hours of 4pm and 9pm and strutting to the tune of "When the Saints Go Marchin In"

Oh, when the saints go marching in!
Oh, when the saints go marching in --
Lord, how I want to be in that number!
When the saints go marching in.

Who? Starting with my Family Members who are now spread all over the World. We're a mixed up group now comprised of Catholics, Protestants, Jews, Muslims, Caucasions, Negroids, Indians, Arabs, Cosmopolitans, Hippies, Straights, Gays, alkies, potties, Republicans, Democrats, Independents and Non-Essentials.

When? Let's start organizing now for Feb 16, 2010.

What to do? Urge all your relatives and friends and lovers of Mardi Gras to become Kaptains of thier communities. Ask them to keep posting to this Official Blog and to http://l2lw.ureeka.org/.

Cordially Yours --- Supreme Kaptain Dan of Eureka Springs, AR